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  • Blithe Bereavement - Prologue

    Prologue: In which we meet a man named Death, who is really not much of a man at all. “Death can do wonders to a man’s reputation” - Captain Oates ...

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  • Blithe Bereavement - CH 1

    Meet Ebony:In which we meet Ebony Blithe, Town Freak and awkwardly normal girl, and learn of her life before she died. “Never take life seriously. Nobody gets out alive anyway.” ...

    13 min read
  • Contest Entry - Terrible Writing Prompts

    Write a scene showing a man and a woman arguing over the man's friendship with a former girlfriend. Do not mention the girlfriend, the man, the woman, or the argument. ...

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  • Blithe Bereavement - CH 2

    Chapter 2: In which our heroine dies. “A dying man needs to die, as a sleepy man needs to sleep, and there comes a time when it is wrong, as ...

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  • The Jackals

    The Jackals come at night They come and sing their song They laugh their crooked laugh They try to get me They have Ever since that day The day the ...

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  • War (Ask Me No Questions)

    Ask me no questionsI’ll tell you no liesShare me no secretsYou’ll get no surpriseWish for a quick deathKill for the skyLive for a brave fightOr don’t even try.Fight with your ...

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  • Blithe Bereavement -CH3 pt1

    Chapter 3: In which Ebony is subjected to

    17 min read
  • Ever Ever (wrking title)

    The following is a possible project I might work on after Blithe (my current story), if it's excepted well. I'm rather excited about this. It came to me randomly, as ...

    9 min read
  • 28th (wrking title)

    Another project I am considering doing after I finish "Blithe Bereavement". It's a little boring because this is just the prologue, but please enjoy anyway. :) Theme song for this ...

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  • Ever Ever - chapter two

    NNnerght I went through so much trouble with this chapter. -__- My computer died with I was nearly done and I hadn't saved so I was terribly afaid I had ...

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  • Blithe Bereavement - CH3 - PT 2

    Okay, I know that I took forever on this last half of the chapter. I'm sorry. I was so stuck. I'm still not completely happy with what I have, but ...

    9 min read
  • The Adventure and Woes of Gregory Smit

    Many people often regard Brussels-sprouts negatively, ignorant about the fact they actually have the ability to heal bullet wounds, destroy cancer, and ward off angry pelicans. If the end of ...

    10 min read
  • The Adventure and Woes of Gregory Smit - 2

    As Gregory threw his socks and clothes into a bag, as the while muttering ‘Oh dear oh dear oh dear oh dear oh’, he momentarily questioned his sanity. After a ...

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  • The Adventure and Woes of Gregory Smit - 3

    A rather boring chapter... _____ The day outside had improved greatly. The sun had come out at last and the many residents of Gregory’s hometown had emerged from their shelters ...

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  • The Adventures and Woes of Gregory Smit

    Gaaah i'm so behind DX I'm supposed to be at 13,000+ but i'm only at 6200... ________ After signing in, the two went to get something for dinner. Violet dragged ...

    6 min read
  • Blithe Bereavement CH4 PT1

    Chapter 4 In which things become a little complicated "Sometimes its good to be bad." - Rober Moore As Ebony attempted to avoid the onslaught of thick drunken drool, the ...

    6 min read
  • And Then.

    Rated PG-13 for Language and Graphic Violence. We should have listened. Those were the words that danced across everyone’s lips as they crawled out of collapsed homes or crushed cars. ...

    7 min read
  • Blithe Bereavement CH4 PT2

    With a sigh of relief that could only be induced by hours of prolonged annoyance, Ebony rose to her feet alongside Death, grateful eyes gazing at the land that stretched ...

    5 min read
  • Blithe Bereavement CH 5

    Chapter 5 In which Ebony tries not to die (again). The first thing that Ebony noticed when she awoke was that the floor on which she lay was wet. Why ...

    11 min read
  • Untitled Novel (end-of-the-world-blahdyblah)

    Prologue “It’s dark out, isn’t it.” The words were not spoken as a question, but as a statement. Because I was not asked for my opinion on the matter, I ...

    5 min read


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— The Devil